tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9302451901841809552024-02-07T10:13:13.909-08:00A Blog by your new friend: Florenceflorence_felsteadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03813928841875407149noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930245190184180955.post-13421515510615814462012-08-23T17:42:00.000-07:002013-01-23T13:26:55.936-08:00Freaky Friday: Girl Gone Drag<br />
Hey, Friday Child! Everyone knows you gotta respect a momma because they is the women who have inspired and become the world’s craziest killers in horror –Mrs Voorhees (Friday the 13th), ‘Mother’ Psycho, the Evil Grandmother from Red Dragon, Beverly (Serial Mom), and Margaret White (Carrie) – you are just the greatest! That is the reason why I cannot bumpin wait to see Julianne Moore get into a nightgown and teach me a Christian lesson or two, a-men! So, what I wanna know is. Who’s YOUR favourite Carrie White?
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Seeing as Carrie is like a teenage Matilda to me, (but following the ‘genius years’; soon after her mother made her go Aryan blonde) I’d have to go with… Sissy? No no no, okay Raja!… Angela Bettis or Chloe Grace Moretz? I’m still not sure, so spill the pig swill, girrrrl, on what you think (and NOT onna my heed)! I always think that Lynne Ramsay would direct this plot particularly well as she knows how to handle a troublesome teen. However, the original is still good enough for me – I screamed, cried AND got dizzy at the prom! Of course it’s the scariest of the week – dur. <br />
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Out of the Dark is - mmm – this and that. Bobo has to be the first 80’s killer who you’re more suspicious of why they insist on changing into converse every-time they kill rather than why they're wearing a clowny clown clown mask – that’s not a look; that’s a wimpy Halloween costume that no s-lut I know is going to be wearing this year!!! Wah wah. All the men are legit crazy and of course the only attractive she-male in Out of the Dark is Divine… Of course, well, this killer who turns out to be clichéd and overly confused (hello? No-one’s called Joanne anymore) is atleast organised: filing nipples under N in an office cabinet is the most stylish way to bring orderly neurosis to justice these days. <br />
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Dayum, Girl! Zombie Prom is a lot of things but a horror film? It ain’t. It’s Grease – but more like Grease 2… if you get what I mean. And like most films it could be so much better without that distracting ‘George of the Jungle’ narration blah blah. I agree, that the horror in this film is (beyond obvious) implicit – the premature loss of love, scary bombs and being part of a feared minority are all present – however all of these ‘fears’ bare no real threat in a fully conclusive 36 minute film. It’s short-lived but breathing is so over-rated anyway. RuPaul is perfect for the role of Mz Strict in every aspect of her performance – not even a Tranny Chaser could keep up with that diva.
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I'm afraid i'm feeling a little frail in my mothering old age so that's it for tonight - anyone else thinking of going as Sharon Needles for Halloween this year? So Shriek!florence_felsteadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03813928841875407149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930245190184180955.post-83456192550989524792011-08-26T12:03:00.000-07:002011-08-28T12:40:49.227-07:00Freak Fridays: horror/thriller/whatever<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTRGQle8WWYapFWnwOOWH5lqtqgvUBmnlamww4wp3fsAzKnEvkeU5oFbTTgDQlSuwn0iyPPEFGs6TFm1lNi8wlDn7Jpd2GRCBdB4dqsbFoLl2XQle-Iec_Erz-oI1lHAaplL0zp-1G8AU/s1600/coco+cou.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 230px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTRGQle8WWYapFWnwOOWH5lqtqgvUBmnlamww4wp3fsAzKnEvkeU5oFbTTgDQlSuwn0iyPPEFGs6TFm1lNi8wlDn7Jpd2GRCBdB4dqsbFoLl2XQle-Iec_Erz-oI1lHAaplL0zp-1G8AU/s320/coco+cou.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5645288212746700578" /></a>
<br />I think it's time that you and I arranged a heart to heart! Could you please not talk when I'm talking? Well I'M waiting for everyone to be quiet! Would you like to spend your break-time with me?! I didn't think so! So it's time to get down to some serious homework! Another academic year is about to commence so this week we're studying some college-y stuff. Now pay attention!
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<br />Week #5: Cutting Class, Student Bodies, Cherry Falls, The Invisible Maniac and A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010).
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<br />oh no no no, don't mind wiping that gross worm spit on me just because i'm from the city! Cutting Class features Brad Pitt as the usual beef jerky and this girl who is just plain bor-ing. urgggh i wannnnt that rinnng... WHY DON'T YOU MARRY IT ALREADY??/ I don't get it! Nice title though, hmm? Actually, in this film there is little time spent <span style="font-style:italic;">out</span> of school! which is a good thing... My favourite death of the week was by xerox machine, afterall! Now class, if you fast forward to 35:26, you will see THE CRAZIEST LOOK EVERR from that donut-headed, Dwight. haha! steamy... NOT! this guy spends all his day hanging out in dustbins, wearing bowling shoes and then wonders why everyone thinks he's a nut job. It wasn't scary but it was something. a bit of gozz I guess, and did you stay till the credits? i'm still trying to work out who 'crusty old man' was?!
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<br />Student Bodies surrrre knows how to rile me up, that's for sure, as it introduces the world's most annoying killer ever. urrrrrrrk! stop breathing like that already! no wonder i can't concentrate with old breathalyser test over here flobbering out. LOLZ and i can't believe it has THAT clichéd ending! girrrrrrrrrl. However, it was funny, I guess! Get THIS... the killer.... wears washing up gloves AND... his weapons vary from egg plant to paperclip! My favourite quote of the week was also from this film: 'Physical beauty can be a handicap too!' Blurgh! i ain't touching no gunk!
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<br />Next up is Cherry Falls. One thing I've picked up on is why don't these schools have uniforms??? Stylists should be taking example from Seconds Apart, The Woods, even Pretty Persuasion!! soon you'll be letting the students get their toes nibbled! ick! And can I add that r.i.p murphy is a fricasseeing ferr-eaaak in this film???! AND IT IS CRAY.Z WICKED! This film should be called 'The Pringles Effect'!!! Obvz it IS the best of the week! DJ Qualls even shows up, and he should be in everything! (however considering him to be a geeky dreamboat might be a teeny bit too optimistic this time round!?)
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<br />The Invisible Maniac made me think... if Professor David Lurie could be invisible, this is also what he'd be doing! Planning lesson plans, bow ties, lab rabs... this film is scientifically legit! When that bunny turned invisible my jaw. actually. dropped. Scary? nur hurr. Educational? perhaps! Imagine if this guy was your dad!? Haha how embarrassing! One thing though, Mister Dormwinkle turns invisible and all of a sudden he's sugar ray robinson?! drop-kick that see-through loon already!! what are you waiting for???? Another gem from this week that was released in 1990! and what a reaaaal fine year that was!
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<br />A Nightmare on Elm Street? Blah, I don't know, all the girls are so annoying, and so are the boys! and it's just not the same without the old Frederick C. Krueger, amen to that. I might have jumped twice but I can't be bov'd to watch it again. Although! falling asleep in class gives me the jeebers now, BUT arrrr. I don't know. You know what I mean!?
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Ar-oooooo!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQEIc0b6f6REd1jYQSLwPDKVhkGituMlTKBqw-T2nuI6BlILzJxiXCGMwuD0M6BCviSu_FN5Gt78lrIiDFHBZmghvzEeHWP9S61r4qQdsWR2gFOTPjXZwsyXBCF_6oEUdK0P9bfEVsRRM/s1600/DoctorCeeGarli.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 289px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQEIc0b6f6REd1jYQSLwPDKVhkGituMlTKBqw-T2nuI6BlILzJxiXCGMwuD0M6BCviSu_FN5Gt78lrIiDFHBZmghvzEeHWP9S61r4qQdsWR2gFOTPjXZwsyXBCF_6oEUdK0P9bfEVsRRM/s400/DoctorCeeGarli.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5630503052901316866" /></a> <br />I know it's no longer Friday but being so close to a full moon... well... I'm not really allowed out of the basement! YOU look different too! Do something different to your hair? What do you <span style="font-style:italic;">mean</span>, 'it turned like that over-night'??? Shiesh, I guess you like to dance as well? LELAND?! It looks scary alright... Speaking of scary, how about we get on with some spooky films?! <br /><br />Week #4: Fade of the Cries, Small Town Murder Songs, Cursed, In a Glass Cage and The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari.<br /><br />Fade of the Cries was just awwwwwwwweful. Jacob - Jeez, like I ain't heard that name a berzillion times already this century!! And then there's the scrawny guy from American Pie... yeah, you know which one i mean, girrrrrl! Well, he's evil this time round! And actually kind of okay, I suppose... But the girl. THAT GIRL!? She's so flip-time annoying that it makes me want to like this film. If you want to be annoyed, that is?! Moving on...<br /><br />Small Town Murder Songs... Is it just me or did the beginning of this week just feel boring to you? HAHA! Well, don't be TOO harsh, boring is perhaps the wrong choice of word, although it may have been a wrong choice of film on my behalf! A nice title, a reaaaally religious soundtrack, a killer moustache like mr. fussy and a loony old gran all made this film good. Amen to that! However... It wasn't funny, it wasn't scary... When you find out who the murderer is, it's just sort of like ahh shrug, you should have known it was me, and plus I don't care anyway! Lock me up and throw away the key! But I wouldn't say it was the most pointless film ever... It was just one of those trips to purgatory that we didn't find that fun... Let's go somewhere more exotic next time?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJguqRTCjPuAGUXLEu0JW3RNAZLvDZne3UIDmruge0naYdizppQOLuf1QHGKkMClv7yvb6aVswLiBfn_aZD4flP6DHCKOmIs5FQWhDRTCApG-mbbeesXnVJdM7oJYAejLGwO3mBBRnGA8/s1600/fussy%2521.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 154px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJguqRTCjPuAGUXLEu0JW3RNAZLvDZne3UIDmruge0naYdizppQOLuf1QHGKkMClv7yvb6aVswLiBfn_aZD4flP6DHCKOmIs5FQWhDRTCApG-mbbeesXnVJdM7oJYAejLGwO3mBBRnGA8/s400/fussy%2521.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5630526901014752290" /></a><br />If we do plan to go on holiday again, let's make it somewhere where we can celeb watch ALL day! Somewhere like Cursed! There are sooo many wick actors in this film - where to start? Christina Ricci, PACEY from DC! Zombieland boy... Peter Petrelli... Mya and another appearance from an ex American Pie actor (Miss foreign exchange!). But this scary flick isn't just a pretty face! Hello noo! This was scary and fast! You get to see quite afew werewolf becomings, and within the first two seconds of the film, you already get the best AROOOOO ever! OW OW OWWWWW!<br /><br />Another week, another Paralyzed Nazi Pedophile! Finally, we got to sit down and watch this film after weeks of hearing about how crazy it is... And it's true! You actually get fear in this film AND blood! I guess that's true too, it's so awkward because of, well, everything! Not even that euthanising mother is getting near ME! It's probably one of those films that you should just watch alone, but I still liked it a lot. And that boy who looks like Lucas Battich has a great fashion sense! Can I hold your coat while you do that?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjL85Tst3zt-Qh5oGkFmqdnhZC5kTOUQq2bJIFGPSH_5Q8kHXpoTnqhnL3-qC3PwZVK0Sz3SGGCQGv_FQjwRhBNqerqDG6x_X0QkU2FK6TqFDz4K2a4MZAxPuHbDizAF-6v-sfUeE8Ld6Q/s1600/In-a-Glass-Cage00005.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 225px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjL85Tst3zt-Qh5oGkFmqdnhZC5kTOUQq2bJIFGPSH_5Q8kHXpoTnqhnL3-qC3PwZVK0Sz3SGGCQGv_FQjwRhBNqerqDG6x_X0QkU2FK6TqFDz4K2a4MZAxPuHbDizAF-6v-sfUeE8Ld6Q/s400/In-a-Glass-Cage00005.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5630519081023439986" /></a><br />Now, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari was... hmm! Researching horror films, you come across this one allllllll the time. Caligari IS so spooky, especially with those mickey mouse gloves! LOL! But to me, maybe it was just too theatrical... All that piano and all that make-up didn't scare me one little bit! But times have changed I guess! Just because we were giggling half the time doesn't mean it was bad, or anywhere near the worst of the week. The entire film looked like it was fed through a xerox machine, and I WANT A XEROX MACHINEEEEEE!<br /><br />Obvz Cursed gets crowned the best of the week! See you back soon, web-roomie? Make sure no one catches you though, yer jam clutz!florence_felsteadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03813928841875407149noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930245190184180955.post-40212783203981252872011-07-11T10:42:00.000-07:002011-07-12T19:29:27.219-07:00Horrorscope Catch-up! (Freaky Tues!)<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2QVHTJwZJBrgfrWOHEorNMHX_crNN6B2B12e2kzfPZVT0eGm2LWufz0Tat1RJMdlhbxaaTSHVzjdqnYsWMpSz-i45Jjj2q0-d9Y4BCJqQdnY5MIDJFLDnOqhqftk9hdrGLbXgal8YXwY/s1600/meandby.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 329px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2QVHTJwZJBrgfrWOHEorNMHX_crNN6B2B12e2kzfPZVT0eGm2LWufz0Tat1RJMdlhbxaaTSHVzjdqnYsWMpSz-i45Jjj2q0-d9Y4BCJqQdnY5MIDJFLDnOqhqftk9hdrGLbXgal8YXwY/s400/meandby.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5628255613007829138" /></a><br />I'm back! Didn't keep you waiting too long did I? Just catching up on some long lost Jungle Book time... Now that WE are going to be friends till the bitter end, I suppose we should finish what we started and get through the rest of these horror-scopes?! Say yes already, Byron! <br /><br />Week #3.5: Rammbock, Baxter, Trick 'r Treat, Vacancy, Seconds Apart and Martyrs<br /><br />You're a Libra, hmm? Interestingly enough, your film is Rammbock! I know how much you love to socialize so it's about time we dug up a zombie movie for you. You don't mind chatting to zombz (as long as they fix the flippin radiator) and that girlfriend of yours attracts you even MORE now that she's one of them! It's obvious that you're a big softy at heart, from your bear costume to your fork preservation, so I forgive you for all those times you made me jump... In Rammbock, everything is infected with lurrrve and you sure are willing to go to great lengths to keep it that way!<br /><br />Scorpio, you're the hot-dog with the sexy french accent! I think I'll call you Baxter! You are the strong and silent type: you might be a man's best friend on the surface but hellllll, underneath it all you are a natural born lady killer... so look out all unsuspecting granola bars (and your crafty ballet dancing won't disguise that devilish tail of yours)! A dog that likes to be dominated with a psychopathic nazi-wannabe for an owner is challenging AND magnetic! So lets stick together from now on! Here, boy!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYp8syCY133s0KJHsD_kmcnW9Y0KAPKtFFuar6HTjbiQIJNte7r7Q8SlxzyYK7p3y7m8rNMEqwg941-Gt1421U7RguwWwaB5Pac-nFFtMfC7pv36tefVe_0uLIQwlQOEnKNWdnfRLB1LU/s1600/beware+of+baxter%2521.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 283px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYp8syCY133s0KJHsD_kmcnW9Y0KAPKtFFuar6HTjbiQIJNte7r7Q8SlxzyYK7p3y7m8rNMEqwg941-Gt1421U7RguwWwaB5Pac-nFFtMfC7pv36tefVe_0uLIQwlQOEnKNWdnfRLB1LU/s400/beware+of+baxter%2521.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5628255927332695906" /></a> Seems as though your luck just ran out, SAGITTARIUS, because you are Trick 'r Treat!!! Who told you to blow out the jacko-lantern, you blinkin idiot????!! You say your secret desire is to make a difference in the world by following some ancient freaky rules? I'm in!? Anyway it's a secret no more, suckaaa! You can tell me anything!! So what did you do last Samhain? Werewolves? Serial killers? Spooky Halloween myths? Clowns???? ANNA PAQUIN??!! Okay, slow down! There is so much going on, turns out that there IS more than just one side to you... Half Man, Half beast is an understatement! We could go trick or treating together if you weren't so blindly optimistic... AAA! BEHIND YOU!!!<br /><br />Capricorn! What are we going to do with you?! You are, of course, Vacancy. The level-headed horror with one of our favourite brothers... Luke Wilson! There's nothing airy fairy about this film, no sir-ee! And featuring an underpass of rats that would make even Willard squeal, no wonder you're so courageous! Some might say you're not always the most exciting person to be around and I can see why: who is that annoying chick you bought with you? Kate Beckinsale? I don't care if she's your wife, she's moany, boring and sooo needy... Get rid of her already!!! Well anyway, you've got yourself into this mess now so don't expect things to get better over night - you'll have to get a room till tomorrow... Can I recommend room 4? <br /><br />Look who it ISN'T! Aquarius, didn't I just tell you your horror-scope already? That was your TWIN??! Then you must be Seconds Apart... It is perfectly clear just how differently YOU want to experience life! So let's cause some telepathic college trouble, shaaaaall we (bagsie the sensitive diabetic twin, Jonah!)??! And i'm not talking about girly kindergarten stuff! Creepy, scary stuff like that weird porn film you made last week (girrrrl, you DON'T wanna know!)!! Being a revolutionary, you are also able to embrace anything new... Care for a new hairstyle? Like I even have to ask! <br /><br /><iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/SEjg3mnDA_Q" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br /><br />Last but not least is Pisces! Ever heard of a Martyr? I hadn't till I met you (because that's your film, dummy!)! You were the most intense this week... I had to sleep with the light on! You are mature, dealing with scary grown-up issues such as being possessed by weird creature-things, being in love with your crazy friend and the usual disposing of the dead... But towards the end, there are qualities within you that I'd never expect to find! I am so shocked! Being calm, compassionate and empathic during torturous times made everything a zillion times worser to watch! A A! but I can't watch anymore. You are wise and spiritually developed, despite being MENTAL!!!!! Phew! I'm glad i ain't a smarten like you!florence_felsteadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03813928841875407149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930245190184180955.post-45926320414565764122011-07-08T08:39:00.000-07:002011-07-08T10:43:57.026-07:00Freaky Fridays: Horror-Scopes Part I<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfiHJDNJ_uUaHj5xrwjA8ZmVtCe7Gf7HkfWjZTwlxTXtRfpr6UdIKB2y2QoxcEjnXQaS_113ZvB2_FuV2Vil5NaLudsIqR3tum0mzOa3bhOCp3lkwodAMDRwQu6L-4LS89fz9QYQ9XUXk/s1600/horrorscopez.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 278px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfiHJDNJ_uUaHj5xrwjA8ZmVtCe7Gf7HkfWjZTwlxTXtRfpr6UdIKB2y2QoxcEjnXQaS_113ZvB2_FuV2Vil5NaLudsIqR3tum0mzOa3bhOCp3lkwodAMDRwQu6L-4LS89fz9QYQ9XUXk/s400/horrorscopez.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5627012578906056594" /></a> <br />Is it Friday already? Well why didn't you say so? Remember when you were my Russell Brand Man Date? And that time when you slept over at my house?! We sure know each other SO well now but SOME jealous perverted idiots are questioning our compatibility (especially when it comes to the films we watch)!!!! Everything we saw this week was wicked, right? Our friendship was written in the stars! AND SO IT'S TIME FOR SOME FRECKLIN HORROR-SCOPES - EEK!<br /><br />Week #3.5: Rubber, Willard, Pi, Inside, I Saw The Devil and Fermat's Room<br /><br />Aries, you ARE a born leader and that's why I like you! There are no half-measures with you which is why Rubber is your freaky film of the month! Whether you are cruising ladies, blowing off a bunny's head with your psychokinetic mind powers or just watching some t.v, you are always edgy (despite your deceptive exterior!)! Boy, I know you also like to travel so mind if I tag along?? Why, you ask? Ah, no reason! The journey might be barren, long and boring at times... however any tire that can reincarnate into a cute tricycle is okay with me! <br /><br />Don't be shy, Taurus, I know you have everyone's best interests at heart! You know who you remind me of? Willard, of course! You two are so sensitive, but I wouldn't like you any other way (you're mum is crazy, so forget that whole Clark thing)... You know that beauty is not about looks which is why we both saw straight through that trifling, Big Ben. He might be bigger than everyone else but he was trouble from the start! Just like that old love rat, Martin! Ew! Who needs enemies when your friends are always trying to nibble your ears!? AH!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4BYbRiHPWDlfCnOxKMexL4xJ_xUHdkUpiZN3BFBbPtptMdWOQcoY-pV8bZtB3QRTWMTNS0yNGcum8iooXA7qyb34781bF-VZjONKiTeFoLKVLwBOUPvpsbpNZbB4Rb95eMa6KheY2XGU/s1600/hb.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 305px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4BYbRiHPWDlfCnOxKMexL4xJ_xUHdkUpiZN3BFBbPtptMdWOQcoY-pV8bZtB3QRTWMTNS0yNGcum8iooXA7qyb34781bF-VZjONKiTeFoLKVLwBOUPvpsbpNZbB4Rb95eMa6KheY2XGU/s400/hb.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5627021410694654322" /></a><br />Pi is the perfect match for you, Gemini! You take interest in all sorts of weird things: the old whispy neighbour from Ace Ventura, mysterious computer chips and the occasional charming Jew! Is there anything you CAN'T do?! One minute you are flashing images of scientific graphs and the next... Seeing God through your whacko number ideas! HA HA! Not everything is always black and white but nevertheless, your adaptabilty certainly makes you an interesting subject! You even made me think of Herbert Bayer's nightmarish self-portrait <span style="font-style:italic;">(right)</span>! Although your communication with others is compromised by your intelligence, I don't mind. We don't have to talk, just make sure you take that brain out of your sink before I come round! (Everyone knows you can tell a psycho from their bathroom... Durrr... Never seen Se7en? ) <br /><br />Cancer... Don't get so emotional! How could I forget about you when you scared me out of my wits the other day?! Your pick of the month is Inside! Only a night owl like you could appreciate such darkness! And that is what makes this film so bloody scary... What you DON'T see; the use of shadows and lack of natural light appeals to you and your love of mystery. Shiesh! When you popped up at my window I thought it was the devil with a ponytail... Everyone loves to keep a memento, but please put that baby down! ouch! <br /><br />Hey Old Boy, yes! YOU with the crazy mane! Leo! Don't growl at me... I'm just getting to you! Well you are I Saw The Devil, dum dum! Tell me, why are all the best serial killers always from Korea?! If anyone should know a thing or two about revenge by now, it should be you! Your film is JUST like you, don't deny it... Fierce, full of physical appetite and always trying to make an impression! GRRR, like a tyrannous tigress! I'm not really a fan for long relationships but 2 hours and 20 minutes spent with you just whizzed by! Let's do it again sometime! I like you so much, I wish I could be a Leo. You know what else? You remind me of Memories of Murder, are you two related? From the mise-en-scene (see <span style="font-style:italic;">below</span>) to your drippy police department, you both make me laugh and scream all at the same time... HAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAA! <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5nkwPxvUDKnGhenO7Nar21Nw2bGTA7K6waPjYATS9KIkapdkspHXBv4hyQUKw8QV_nupmel_ekC-gb4y8ai3u7NwNE-OMiQP0eVhx5MqwFga7FeZC-acA25eXHafqG7ipM6iwHUANQVw/s1600/istd.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 334px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5nkwPxvUDKnGhenO7Nar21Nw2bGTA7K6waPjYATS9KIkapdkspHXBv4hyQUKw8QV_nupmel_ekC-gb4y8ai3u7NwNE-OMiQP0eVhx5MqwFga7FeZC-acA25eXHafqG7ipM6iwHUANQVw/s400/istd.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5627030559773535986" /></a><br />Not everyone can be born a genius, hey Virgo?! It's sure hard work trying to be a narcissistic voyeur and I should know! Fermat's Room didn't scare me as much as the others but I still loved it! Maybe because it was a geeky version of Saw - with better looking and smarter victims! Your desire for perfection, excellence and good time keeping makes you the ideal student for this experiment and so I look forward to seeing you at the old grain factory via the assistance of pythagoras! You're also full of information so being friends makes me feel a little bit more knowledgeable after hanging out togethz. I know what you mean... Mister Luppi looks real different now that he's older and no longer licking blood off the bathroom floor but he is still our favourite gramps on screen... Eeee! <br /><br />We are only halfway through the year, but I need a cup of tea now to calm these frail old granny Florence nerves... See you back here later?!florence_felsteadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03813928841875407149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930245190184180955.post-49087347109801343572011-07-01T11:05:00.000-07:002011-07-01T11:45:32.036-07:00House of Horrors!Where've you been hiding all week, scary? I know it's Friday but no reviews this week... Sorry, i'll make it up to you! I double swear, pinky promise... well whatever! Instead, wanna snoop around a little? AAA! DON'T TOUCH THAT! AND WHAT THE HELL IS THAT???!!!!....<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWIQlm1SpO41bcayJYigTZN_x3_K0lYiKh8mqf6Ye96bw2AigG8Um9UP7ohRpD5cE-F_9qviuw14fBm4Ot3nFwN_Thjx2FQCrpxG5Ef7h7n0tG1sv3lcAjqCNw6AQTzPENA1cyTKqKvWI/s1600/scary7.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 274px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWIQlm1SpO41bcayJYigTZN_x3_K0lYiKh8mqf6Ye96bw2AigG8Um9UP7ohRpD5cE-F_9qviuw14fBm4Ot3nFwN_Thjx2FQCrpxG5Ef7h7n0tG1sv3lcAjqCNw6AQTzPENA1cyTKqKvWI/s400/scary7.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5624447056833015474" /></a><br />oh that? haha! there are way too many creepy, grumpy photo's of our family lying around for just anyone to pick up... so I'll just pop this over here next to that freakin weirdo toy! sure it can hatch those cute furrified babies but I don't trust those big old bug eyes! <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiY89UejG8jFBGWaozxMYqaXrSM2hSHxPQv7R1PE7v7V93f_DTyuZY0ZqRiA42GXmf1lWMNM1PBE7MEdhwht1vDTq7fK0z0fh4HWr3xES85xTR5OZH5zoX-jn_W0-hLw5OoLwfqztjSJs/s1600/scary6.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 272px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiY89UejG8jFBGWaozxMYqaXrSM2hSHxPQv7R1PE7v7V93f_DTyuZY0ZqRiA42GXmf1lWMNM1PBE7MEdhwht1vDTq7fK0z0fh4HWr3xES85xTR5OZH5zoX-jn_W0-hLw5OoLwfqztjSJs/s400/scary6.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5624447051769540370" /></a><br />AAA! did you leave that t-rex head on the door again? well I certainly didn't... everytime I look into that dino-eye, I get the heebies for sure! So let's not watch Jurassic Park tonight, okay? OR planet of the apes! I swear only last week that chimp was wearing your beret! <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVo2HH2KyMV3soa3JSbHqdHsXX2YzZ3k8BWFdaU4dtvlRiGbtFG6elKN5NBjdLJplInkMY0f2-QgLauZAb8RWZ9RI3gQOQnPQGyrv76grGjrpEZJEkbmH28XO_5S4H_6CU96L89tZAmTg/s1600/scary5.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 282px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVo2HH2KyMV3soa3JSbHqdHsXX2YzZ3k8BWFdaU4dtvlRiGbtFG6elKN5NBjdLJplInkMY0f2-QgLauZAb8RWZ9RI3gQOQnPQGyrv76grGjrpEZJEkbmH28XO_5S4H_6CU96L89tZAmTg/s400/scary5.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5624447048197282482" /></a><br />EEK! per-leaz look away, I told my mom to put that poster DOWN! (will the embarrassment never cease???) where does she even find this spooky stuff? Is that a rat? MOMMMM! oh no, it's okay now... but can you please remove that freaky bratz doll from out of my face, I'm about to turn the light out. Will you do my hair all glamorous like that tomorrow? HAHA! just kidding... but leave the outside light on... just incase!?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdHnlERuysOpr7DmIaXP2BuePAp6u04AVJP19acfL4JVhKYvrUyjtAMzLNQdwdLYU_pVMltLZHnyRJ6GBvGC9mh4EBF4zL1jMHgg8Om0-Fq8g0XNd5AG0On4M3poIRci37_JD3jPzwgv4/s1600/scary4.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdHnlERuysOpr7DmIaXP2BuePAp6u04AVJP19acfL4JVhKYvrUyjtAMzLNQdwdLYU_pVMltLZHnyRJ6GBvGC9mh4EBF4zL1jMHgg8Om0-Fq8g0XNd5AG0On4M3poIRci37_JD3jPzwgv4/s400/scary4.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5624446872484789602" /></a> <br />yawwwwn... is it morning already? OMFGZ!!!! WHERE DID THIS EEEEEVIL BELLIED PIKE COME FROM? A A A A! if I wanted to be chased by those pincers I would be watching Sword in the Stone already. Look at that ugly thing... just lurking in the shadows!!! I think it's time you leave, and quick!florence_felsteadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03813928841875407149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930245190184180955.post-8808365016213844832011-06-24T11:43:00.000-07:002011-06-24T13:41:04.385-07:00Freaky Fridays: Take Two/Of Your Freaky Five!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJbwKbBkeRwYEsTNo888WqfoHMK2ZsbEKzfmQB86_e2Q-G8cDfIYeI4YgxmZ04SlM5f1NeyyBi6_OsQI-LIQRaQhvrlPLEKw_6fKGtcgmPIo3xhgCnXlk2-6XHlwCtRdeyc7_v10cBPUs/s1600/braindead.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 282px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJbwKbBkeRwYEsTNo888WqfoHMK2ZsbEKzfmQB86_e2Q-G8cDfIYeI4YgxmZ04SlM5f1NeyyBi6_OsQI-LIQRaQhvrlPLEKw_6fKGtcgmPIo3xhgCnXlk2-6XHlwCtRdeyc7_v10cBPUs/s400/braindead.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5621887305910711522" /></a><br />Welcome back! Five horrors a week is good for you, no? so I suppose it IS Friday once again so let's venture into some spookified scenes... <br /><br />Week #2: The Gestapo's Last Orgy, Day of the Woman, My Little Eye, The Lovely Bones and Brain Dead. (And Un Chien Andalou) <br /><br />The Gestapo's Last Orgy was sort of like Salo, but with Nazis. But with a soft spot... I know! Lise is <span style="font-style:italic;">just</span> as torturous as she plans her escape! She chews up that doctor then spits him out like beef jerky. She is so deadly serious like a femme fetale who has no choice but to be a meaaan meaaan mother! I liked it. <br /><br />Day of the woman was the original of I spit on your grave (member from last week?). They are two completely different films apart from the protagonists are both vengeful, manipulative and beautiful kick-asssss women! woo hoo! you go girls! Day of the woman was less believable though... Miss Hills is so sweet to her victims, the men are so so so so so dumb, they don't even have to be tricked into being killed! And in this original version, Jennifer gets to enjoy the luxury of her own home whilst she makes some eeeeevil plans. Although this version was much faster than I spit on your grave, I thought the remake was scarier. <br /><br />My Little Eye was really scary although I had no idea what was going on half the time, especially at the end of the film! This is exactly how all those series of Big Brother should have ended... with the contestants finding out that actually no one has been watching them (no one cares - durrr!) and then being picked off one by one for random reasons. And just like Big Brother, most of the characters are so annoying that you're glad when they finally get shut up!!! Especially blondie, what's her name again? I forget. Gurrrd riddance. <br /><br />Let's discuss The Lovely Bones and Brain Dead, shaaaall we? The Lovely bones lacked everything that made Brain Dead awwwwesome, despite both being directed by Peter Jackson. Lovely Bones had that girl narrating with that dreary, limp voice throughout the whole film which just drove me insane. The females in this film, after watching women with so much power e.g. in I spit on your grave, just made it soooo not intense at all. And why did that girl who could see the dead not try and stop George from pushing the stupid safe into the ground? It was more fantasy than horror because of all that girliness. Now, the serial killer WAS scary. And the dad had eyes to fear! But it would have been so much better if Lynne Ramsay would have directed it, she's a woman who isn't a big sissy like Jackson is. <br /><br />Brain Dead was so gorey and bloody and cool. One day I hope I can take care of my old mam with the same amount of dedication and love. Who cares if Brain Dead is old? That nasty old rat/monkey from skull island gave me nightmares and hiding behind Bryon seems to be becoming 'the scare test.' And I did quite afew times! Just wondering, have you seen Film Geek yet? Scotty Pelk's favourite Peter Jackson film is Brain Dead (or Dead Alive in the States!)!!! I also like the Spanish Title: Your mother ate my dog! LOLza! <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWVSlB9vB-TbRZure8yfMXNbTeynnrDuohyphenhyphenUmMJvsPzZBKxol6UqSuihv-w6VYm7IVIjyNN5L1ZUpP0qDT4DCnrA3ruDHGFNFY8jEvMxq1CEDsyDcfFSQDZQcfqRtv7NRtiV4q6wVq47s/s1600/braindead-1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 225px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWVSlB9vB-TbRZure8yfMXNbTeynnrDuohyphenhyphenUmMJvsPzZBKxol6UqSuihv-w6VYm7IVIjyNN5L1ZUpP0qDT4DCnrA3ruDHGFNFY8jEvMxq1CEDsyDcfFSQDZQcfqRtv7NRtiV4q6wVq47s/s400/braindead-1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5621885751827800322" /></a> <br />Now these blogs are getting so long, they are just silly ramblings so my plans for 5 a day might/might not go ahead. It might give me good healthy facial features from all this screaming! A A A A A ! Un Chien Andalou is not typically seen as a horror but I thought I'd mention it as the opening is one of the scariest things i've ever seen, EVER! 16 minutes of this film in black and white is waaaay more exciting, funny, scary, enduring and impressive than anything within the whole 2 hours 15 minutes of The Lovely Bones (yes, I sat through ALL of it, and it should have been shorter). Brain Dead was the best of the week!florence_felsteadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03813928841875407149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930245190184180955.post-2543386517805827312011-06-16T16:03:00.000-07:002011-06-16T19:27:03.648-07:00Freaky Fridays with Your New Friend<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2gHxuHLzKfdc9oEEib-ZNWbwGDLyrhkou5z83zAb9P53KagHMOKMUoYLrwA1uX0AMpytKuCdYZrEWD-rwe-ejPRXT0uCc9cb1lrXZJI94Awo3E9s1MAZk7tY2uBdi1Fx4hav1YKMk4iA/s1600/freaky+friday.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 259px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2gHxuHLzKfdc9oEEib-ZNWbwGDLyrhkou5z83zAb9P53KagHMOKMUoYLrwA1uX0AMpytKuCdYZrEWD-rwe-ejPRXT0uCc9cb1lrXZJI94Awo3E9s1MAZk7tY2uBdi1Fx4hav1YKMk4iA/s400/freaky+friday.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5618957465960297794" /></a><br />Hi! It's me again, I've been doing the creep all frickin week (just following the pope's orders) and what else? Being Cee-lo-obsezzered... is that bad? I don't know anymore! Now it's the holidays I made a long list of films that I haven't had time to watch, and now the time has come! HOWEVER, I already got side-tracked, again. Girrrl, didn't you hear the human centipede 2 got banned from England? So I guess it's only very very normal to trawl through the many films that have been banned in the past (and some that still are). Might aswell juss goss about scary films if it's alright with you. I thought I'd make it into a short weekly thingy. Being bezzers I trust your opinion but that doesn't change that i am always right. So let's get started! <br /><br />Week 1#: Saw 3D, Paranormal Activity 2, I spit on Your Grave, Nekromantik and A Serbian Film. (And half of Grotesque, but that was the most boringest piece of shizz everrrrr so it gets skipped)<br /><br />Saw 3D was reaaaally good and scary. I'm so glad Doctor Gordon came back, and shiesh, he looks even better without a limb. Phew! Although they've used the reverse bear trap too many times now and Jill is in it more than Jigsaw, i'm still a sucker for Saw! <br /><br />Paranormal Activity 2 was plain annoying. The mum and dad were both mega jerks and i hated them from the start: they were racist to the maid, mad about the jacuzzi being too hot and wanted to film every second of their life (just like my dad)! borrr-ing! i only felt bad when the dog died. And I wasn't even sure if the reason I felt bad was just because it reminded me of when poor Gangu died in Audition. <br /><br />I spit on your grave was one of the best films I watched this week but probably for the second bit. That girl was feaaaaarlesssss with a pair of garden shears. it was creepy and gory and most the time i was hiding behind Byron. but i'd probably only watch it alone because it was kind of not very nice to the ladies. <br /><br />Nekromantik was a funny film! it was all old looking (like you!) so everything looked like plastic or a prop from the science classrooms at school. It WAS weird when they put that pole on the skeleton and well, you know the rest, but it probably isn't something that you'd think should have been banned... <br /><br />A serbian film was the opposite of I spit on your grave as i prefer part I. The second half was full of really really disgusting stuff that made me wanna puke! it was TOO much, and i'm glad this ended week 1, so I can forget about it! It's like, half porn film/half effed up extreme film. Blurgh!<br /> <br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNpH4CCFJ0cofaNa7rJoimamR7rIdLTEn-O-Zd4Yz5uNwaTxIplVj4JtKNdvcDGlYyDiq0F5RVm_iDWruLxZ206zLObutuoj0g4mmVcpzFOTE3WORZo3BYPBsttU2Fp5iJ1zNoxrqjxic/s1600/saw_7_3d_0.JPG"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 272px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNpH4CCFJ0cofaNa7rJoimamR7rIdLTEn-O-Zd4Yz5uNwaTxIplVj4JtKNdvcDGlYyDiq0F5RVm_iDWruLxZ206zLObutuoj0g4mmVcpzFOTE3WORZo3BYPBsttU2Fp5iJ1zNoxrqjxic/s400/saw_7_3d_0.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5618981741127524738" /></a> <br />----------------------------------------------<br />Saw 3D was obvs my favourite. It's about time we had a saw party, eh web-roomie? You can be lil puppet jigsaw coz i can't ride a bike, let alone that teeny unicycle thing... and sure, you can use the bathroom BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE! Tomorrow I'll post a list of my favourite Saw Quotes too. (i forget what hoffman was gawping at here but he sure looks intense!)<br />----------------------------------------------florence_felsteadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03813928841875407149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930245190184180955.post-73107268480509595642011-04-14T20:35:00.000-07:002011-04-14T21:22:36.245-07:00J-Sessedhi!<br /><br />i've been listening to a weird amount of phantom planet these days. and it's only because i'm mega J-sessed. thaaaaz right ladies, this week's topic is JASON SCHWARTZMAN. e e e e e e h e e e e e. i did these pictures of jason on the drums in art class, just coz.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitZ_SuYGQTqJmNef-KD9EJ9Y07lB_mrI-OtA5hAvoaZQwkcg7SHOG-qZRyOqeL_yh8U9BL9o_wxDdS4_FX_ZjdbG-r7xSlJ2iPIwVHFN_VCpaDZbgmbq3bk1LZSTRuACOFOJNsQDtItnw/s1600/pp3.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 304px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitZ_SuYGQTqJmNef-KD9EJ9Y07lB_mrI-OtA5hAvoaZQwkcg7SHOG-qZRyOqeL_yh8U9BL9o_wxDdS4_FX_ZjdbG-r7xSlJ2iPIwVHFN_VCpaDZbgmbq3bk1LZSTRuACOFOJNsQDtItnw/s400/pp3.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5595658113169019122" /></a><br /><br />ze man in question iz responsible for the following crimes:<br /><br />1. wanting a cheesy wotsit pin<br />2. scheming to take over every extra-curricular activity at school<br />3. listening to 'lingering still' over and over just because he had the bass line idea for the song (whatevz that means)<br />4. LISTENING TO PHANTOM PLANET ALL THE TIME <br /><br />there was something else i was going to say but now i forget/was it something to do with gideon?/ i forget. i want to write more but i just had the most manky cup of tea that was strawberry flavoured and it's ruined EVERYTHING!!!!florence_felsteadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03813928841875407149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930245190184180955.post-57937151933218077352011-02-28T13:42:00.000-08:002011-03-12T12:07:48.943-08:00bad soulzyeah you heard what i said, this blog is about a particular species of human that just drive me ker-aaaazified. now, we have already taken a peek into the limp life of stupid actress, audrey hepburn, but helll that is just the beginninnnnnng my friends! <br /><br />today's lesson is all about jennifer aniston. the princess in friends and the undateable in real life. urgh! where to start... where to start.... let's just end it here by saying YOU FRICKIN IDIOT! YOU BLOODY EE-JITTING IDIOT! WHEN YOU SPEAK ALL I HEAR IS WAH WAH WAH SHOPPING MOAN MOAN MOAN ROSS ROSSSSSS BLAH BLAH BLAH HAIR. phew. <br /><br />that's just the way it is, and is closed to discussion btw.florence_felsteadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03813928841875407149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930245190184180955.post-7342564326527893682010-10-25T05:33:00.001-07:002010-10-25T05:59:33.004-07:00DON'T TELL THE DAILY MAIL!so you might have heard: you have have aquired some knowledge about me - you might have been stalking me a bit TOO much now to know that i'm going as katylicious perry for hallow's eve this year. i can confirm that the gossip is correct!!!!<br /><br />but onto the serious stuff...<br /><br />do you look/would like to look like this for a night? do you have hair taller than a chimney pot and a talent in offending others? are you a cockney geeza? can you dance like a spindley legged snake and take every oppertunity to get nakers for some dumb protest? <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpR-K4lLekqgrzFFzcWg52gVHcxA1fPL0cENIQAxR0k7DzHAUFsvhEYh4a7SS47rYTYiDc6-APAfxAFJEJHAww4idx2Q5mHPqYPoomRIFS2E7ngImJ5WLFSCjlOTk4K3cM-B27023_t74/s1600/sessy!.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 217px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpR-K4lLekqgrzFFzcWg52gVHcxA1fPL0cENIQAxR0k7DzHAUFsvhEYh4a7SS47rYTYiDc6-APAfxAFJEJHAww4idx2Q5mHPqYPoomRIFS2E7ngImJ5WLFSCjlOTk4K3cM-B27023_t74/s400/sessy!.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5531962980816616178" /></a><br /><br />If you answered "YESSSSS!!!" to any of the above (or to none, no one will know) then you should come as my hot rasputic date to the biggest party of the year!!! woohoo!florence_felsteadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03813928841875407149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930245190184180955.post-68226515667456103092010-10-24T08:07:00.000-07:002010-10-24T08:17:57.097-07:00Place SpaceGood evening! Today in Dundee it has been cold and these blisterin winds have been blowing me about a bit. That's all I can think of right now, the real reason I came to the library today was to watch videos of Adam Green...<br /><OBJECT height=385 width=480><PARAM NAME="movie" VALUE="http://www.youtube.com/v/68OCNWAJUcU?fs=1&hl=en_GB"><PARAM NAME="allowFullScreen" VALUE="true"><PARAM NAME="allowscriptaccess" VALUE="always"><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/68OCNWAJUcU?fs=1&hl=en_GB" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></OBJECT><br /><br />what a man. wanna talk about boyz with me? wanna play dream phone? i'm bored! come over and we can play scrabble together! want to snoop through my clothes and wrestle? sure! i've got harry potter top trumps and a washing line in my bathroom! ... ? ? ? so i'll c u in 5 mins.<br /><br /><OBJECT class=BLOG_video_class id=BLOG_video-4b14d565d5e04e17 height=266 width=320 contentId="4b14d565d5e04e17"></OBJECT>florence_felsteadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03813928841875407149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930245190184180955.post-70457876545243008062010-10-17T15:41:00.000-07:002010-10-17T17:00:53.088-07:00this T-Rex scares the livin bejeeus outta mehello! remember me? yeah, hi! <br /><br />let me tell you, i hate quizzes. they are dumb, you know the ones when you just do them and find out who you are, or what you are, or which dinosaur you could be (btw i am a t-rex in my next life: so scary! like THE RIDE), or which saw trap is going to kill you in the future, or which world famous wwf wrestler you share skills with. okay, i DO love them. i changed my mind, about 10 seconds after i started writing what you (and yours truly) just read. mmm hmm. so i love quizzes. motion passed!<br /><br /><iframe title="YouTube video player" class="youtube-player" type="text/html" width="1280" height="750" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Oi6WZTK1nRk?rel=0" frameborder="0"></iframe><br /><br />A A A A A A A A !!!! DONT EAT ME!<br /><br />now, what else? oooooh yes. i recently applied to be considered as a professional blogger for my high-school/ that is well not happening. dunno what else there is to tell you except this year i am dressing as katy perry for halloween (officially bagsied here first!), i'm gonna look so friggin sweet that you're gonna need your novorapid times'd by ten! woohoo. now i just need a back-combed mophead trailing behind me on pointy-toed wheels...florence_felsteadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03813928841875407149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930245190184180955.post-79739642182334767802010-10-10T08:44:00.000-07:002010-10-11T01:58:12.981-07:00man-o-manlast night i learnt that my recent love/hate interest's reason for being such a big old jerk is that really he had a rare skin disease that stopped us from getting too close. afterwards i also found out that he shared his room with seven lowely orphans and an angry pops. naturally, this made me forgive everything before now BUT IT WAS JUST A DREAM. oh no no no. so lame! (argh but i will still believe it to be true)<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipa6jE3I9s6LbAmwKyKJGsHvfMrzUBgZCD59yFUtT9xbJR7gDSIJEKpyWgAmCZEGQKNKBxPtXm4FsXhEHmZY21uvzOz49gYgOxgBkXtufy7Y2Nwyptd5PuOY-wbMTZs7JSFW0kwmGgR-k/s1600/sparkle!.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 323px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipa6jE3I9s6LbAmwKyKJGsHvfMrzUBgZCD59yFUtT9xbJR7gDSIJEKpyWgAmCZEGQKNKBxPtXm4FsXhEHmZY21uvzOz49gYgOxgBkXtufy7Y2Nwyptd5PuOY-wbMTZs7JSFW0kwmGgR-k/s400/sparkle!.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5526446498460513554" /></a><br /><br />oh no no no no no no noflorence_felsteadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03813928841875407149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930245190184180955.post-69571947777316639762010-09-09T11:34:00.000-07:002010-09-09T11:50:04.709-07:00fresher pressure<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoK6PvxUgXkDGqR_CMKRKJinagmawHkmvXaXcEuYaZJR7vc3oonMJtHuZYnpwVYLRSCOXLO3C3Lb8nyabKSEW2il8g0W3Op8OBOYCDEnkSMfgTxnfz73Uy2YnaNh2pjJ33fX1Y2nQOf10/s1600/Calvin.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 289px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoK6PvxUgXkDGqR_CMKRKJinagmawHkmvXaXcEuYaZJR7vc3oonMJtHuZYnpwVYLRSCOXLO3C3Lb8nyabKSEW2il8g0W3Op8OBOYCDEnkSMfgTxnfz73Uy2YnaNh2pjJ33fX1Y2nQOf10/s400/Calvin.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514985452870951618" /></a><br />well i suppose i am a fresher now (ew don't call me that!) and in my first few days i've seen calvin from holy oaks and learned how to use the library. i guess i should look for a job to employ my time: bo-ring. i think i will write up a list of my ACTUAL skills on here for you (like singstar and nail painting) because that is so much more fun/dignifying than a dumb cv that makes me feel a little desperate! e e e e e! el desperado ( ha ha ha NO!)florence_felsteadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03813928841875407149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930245190184180955.post-57231098176927404362010-09-03T17:26:00.000-07:002010-09-03T17:37:23.906-07:00yowz! this week i have rediscovered the ponytail.florence_felsteadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03813928841875407149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930245190184180955.post-88849822038340403492010-08-30T13:04:00.000-07:002010-08-30T13:49:59.308-07:00me and my ipod know eachother so well now that even when i put it on shuffle it will just read my mind (or is it the other way round?). <br /><br />sorry i'm not that talkative today, it's just not that much happened today. so boring. blurrrrrrgh and i got told off for eatin a drumstickflorence_felsteadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03813928841875407149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930245190184180955.post-78938080405910854112010-08-27T15:30:00.000-07:002010-08-27T16:14:52.800-07:00The Good Man Justin<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEio_HY5VmT9VrqkalmMUNdNHefAD06wjSCV-u1iDARaWYbHpi-1i1oin7Hy9rXnk8MlKLQx_KfCFho2dModqcj3T7kuoF3HfEGnnRDb3w6k7p5cr41eGBh1oYed0WIZ9Eb_DBEQJMqdX6w/s1600/justin_14_400.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEio_HY5VmT9VrqkalmMUNdNHefAD06wjSCV-u1iDARaWYbHpi-1i1oin7Hy9rXnk8MlKLQx_KfCFho2dModqcj3T7kuoF3HfEGnnRDb3w6k7p5cr41eGBh1oYed0WIZ9Eb_DBEQJMqdX6w/s400/justin_14_400.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5510230033563575074" /></a><br />i just thought i'd update you, inlight of yesterday's staklist and all... I followed my plans for today pefectly and cats and dogs was sooooooooo wicked i want to watch it again already!!!! I even had time to finish my book (The Good Man Jesus and the Scoundrel Christ) I liked it a lot but I was kind of disappointed when confronted by the unflattering portrait of Pullman on the sleeve of the book - i dumbly imagined a scamperish young anti-christ to be behind all the controversy... but nevermind... <br /><br />if you are still bothering to read this then i will tell you something else: i don't want to go to sleep because my little sister (who sleeps on the top bunk!), everynight, when the clock strikes twelve she suddenly starts to cough like mental and it is driving me cerrrr-azzzzzy. it's driving me over the edge! it's like freddy krueger in reverse (do i have OCD???) she just coughs and coughs and coughs until it sounds like she's about to puke chunks. last night i had to sleep with my ipod on ALL night and i kept waking up to justin hawkins screaming about all sorts of stuff. well anyway, i don't think i can do it again tonight so i'm sleeping on the settee.florence_felsteadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03813928841875407149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930245190184180955.post-52242646752515537362010-08-26T17:00:00.000-07:002010-08-26T17:43:31.291-07:00Salivia Pa Dumbo<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-HtCVr5yVdP2HflP2mAQ5zl8f_Y6bHkWoMtAbtLBDSdH3YPfR4q6aM8oS2DkB4DpRr__v2vQZ74NXyBJBY1hN5ji4BPT2meclWQ6NIaKud8NlxhI9xFOUTX_DwghqmMmd7STDMx9lDRA/s1600/bitch.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 309px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-HtCVr5yVdP2HflP2mAQ5zl8f_Y6bHkWoMtAbtLBDSdH3YPfR4q6aM8oS2DkB4DpRr__v2vQZ74NXyBJBY1hN5ji4BPT2meclWQ6NIaKud8NlxhI9xFOUTX_DwghqmMmd7STDMx9lDRA/s400/bitch.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5509883255535571938" /></a><br />i hate this cretinous world\! it gets on my nerves more than olivia palermo and even MORE than yolanda be cool. YES I SAID IT!!! nothing could be more grating on my already frail heart. want the official stalker's guide to my day tomorrow?:<br /><br />first of all: wake up and do a big yawn like this hurrrrrr harrrrrrrrr! yawwwwwn. <br />next of all: at 3:30pm go see cats & dogs: the revenge of kitty galore 3D alone! (DON'T even think about sitting next to me (or even stalking from afar) if you're gonna be breathing all heavy like that and chewing stuff)<br />then: stop to buy some tom-A-to soup from the shop <br />come home and see what's on on my favourite channel: E!<br />make tha soup whilst reminiscing about all those good old soup times and bid goodnight and maybe yawn again. yawwwwwwn ha hurrr heeeeee.florence_felsteadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03813928841875407149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930245190184180955.post-41574015322963093782010-08-24T14:05:00.000-07:002010-08-24T14:53:52.850-07:00R.I.P Land Before Time!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJWwFGATOPZFuokqlhyphenhyphenZs3zjwkXJnScp05mW6DOwvjD3Jh26ZSSGK1MMWzEgzVlBVHJV7BtbMRaTWMNUcYwkMr4ZalYnHgBqxNkT9lcM5KiMe63-OaouLi7G-YIjZIp571vYTAfMUNq2s/s1600/John-Waters.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJWwFGATOPZFuokqlhyphenhyphenZs3zjwkXJnScp05mW6DOwvjD3Jh26ZSSGK1MMWzEgzVlBVHJV7BtbMRaTWMNUcYwkMr4ZalYnHgBqxNkT9lcM5KiMe63-OaouLi7G-YIjZIp571vYTAfMUNq2s/s400/John-Waters.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5509096781642242914" /></a><br />i am so crazy addicted to soup at the minute nom nom nom that it is all i'm interested in. <br /><br />i have been re-reading 'Crackpot: The Obsessions of John Waters' and it is one of my favourite books ever. John is so wise and gives the best advice. we also have lots in common like we both: hate audrey hepburn and Mr T, prefer to live completely alone and are already obsessing about christmas by June. <br /><br />and so the first thing that I am adding to my christmas wish list this year is John Water's new book called 'Role Models.' I not only want the book but the AUDIO CD too! narrated by my favourite pope. so please please please per-leaaaaaaz santa, if you're reading this blog - (subscibe and then) answer my prayers! <br /><br />the computer is still brook, but now there's more... my video player is BROOK up more than my old granny's back A A A A !! it just chewed up 'Land Before Time' and spat it out. I just feel like nothing has developed since i started this dumb blog as i repeat: i hate technology!!! all i want to do is listen to 'Breakfast at Tiffany's' (NOT watch the film though and moon river just makes me want to D.I.E ) but is it worth buying the album by Deep Blue Something? just for one song (albeit one catchy, amazing song? if you have the album would you recommend it?<br /><br />i THINK that i've filled you in with everything there is to know atm. but if there is anything more pressing than my christmas list (which i doubt), i'll let you know!florence_felsteadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03813928841875407149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930245190184180955.post-3787892481958693782010-08-20T10:21:00.000-07:002010-08-20T11:05:30.880-07:00The Devil's Back-Comb<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5A1bUTWu1yFVkrmBUJhuL1HNzEtjJ2J5yLUvjshQMXONXFVxGeI29WArCOjZyZlMINoqTFlmo9ukc8XIH2pVIWN0w1rKI0dURCxvcm8-0Jw_1Joq8EbhFmyaelUCLcLI_qoUVOEFgUfo/s1600/yo.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 243px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5A1bUTWu1yFVkrmBUJhuL1HNzEtjJ2J5yLUvjshQMXONXFVxGeI29WArCOjZyZlMINoqTFlmo9ukc8XIH2pVIWN0w1rKI0dURCxvcm8-0Jw_1Joq8EbhFmyaelUCLcLI_qoUVOEFgUfo/s400/yo.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5507551495001201314" /></a><br />i went to see splice and surprise mother frickin surrprise. it wasn't on. <br /><br />i should have known that the day i wear my hair in pigtails this would happen - what possessed me to do that? everyone knows pigtails are the worst omen EVER... wednesday addams, rhoda from the bad seed and now yours truly have hair styles that have been teased and tangled by satan himself. <br /><br />i bought the hottie and the nottie in my state of disappointment because only paris can make me feel better right now (and stop me from biting the head off every jelly baby under my power grrrrrr!)florence_felsteadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03813928841875407149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930245190184180955.post-35474362318172507292010-08-19T15:58:00.000-07:002010-08-19T16:57:50.973-07:00So True! So False!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZRu30XIf6xxxwCPgvsPGzshZwEawgKjnDtJp-jJekjkZgv1VsYiimcyMdDx-Y_dytjk-oDDjxbwweRVZzMNo5ddvPukEgi1r3qe5cOZ9wbLxMeqKSYbvShpUkrQlZ4ZWDnP0OkYgMiaQ/s1600/big_brovaz_album.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 385px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZRu30XIf6xxxwCPgvsPGzshZwEawgKjnDtJp-jJekjkZgv1VsYiimcyMdDx-Y_dytjk-oDDjxbwweRVZzMNo5ddvPukEgi1r3qe5cOZ9wbLxMeqKSYbvShpUkrQlZ4ZWDnP0OkYgMiaQ/s400/big_brovaz_album.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5507273421298126370" /></a><br />apparently, my moodiness could be my success. i was just reading marie claire and saw this article: 'Russia's new bitch schools: Where Moscow's millionaire hunters learn how to turn from man-pleasers to man-teasers'. and what an article (what a title!) it is... and itsa gonna be eaa-sy! because the first rule is "always look unhappy" - so if things don't work out i could become head girl/bitch at this russian academy of gold diggers. i'll let you know how it goes - huffing and scowling all day behind the icecreams at work could go either way. <br /><br />today was okay. i went into town and bought my favourite sandwich (beef and stilton special) and some videos. because i know i keep talking about reviewing a list of the worst films ever (shallow hal is also now on the list btw) but i guess i really haven't seen that many films to hate - and i like rubbish films too like i know who killed me and flesh gordon (lolz!). and i am pretty forgiving of most things too(which will soon change i guess as i become a manipulating skag known as vladlena). for example - my freshers week at university have invited scooch to pay tribute to glee. scooch! and glee! so terrible, i know, but YAY! at the same time. it's going to be better than the time big brovas came to school. <br /><br />i really want to see splice tomorrow!florence_felsteadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03813928841875407149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930245190184180955.post-21067223058254711502010-08-18T14:11:00.000-07:002010-08-18T15:12:01.573-07:00omg SHE DIDUNT JUST DELETE THONJ!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhapeP53CQzTCUVpI0P1Oh8TxasQVaRmZ2h96cdSvNtPQUNBHbile2_fh3VX1EiyM7cC7OTjSdQoF7YS1tI5pjk1xm0BuSvK3n1lw1__MumSDWL9YB9osbHVrAshsRcKWvDD48V8Ts2WGE/s1600/hollly+shizz.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 295px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhapeP53CQzTCUVpI0P1Oh8TxasQVaRmZ2h96cdSvNtPQUNBHbile2_fh3VX1EiyM7cC7OTjSdQoF7YS1tI5pjk1xm0BuSvK3n1lw1__MumSDWL9YB9osbHVrAshsRcKWvDD48V8Ts2WGE/s400/hollly+shizz.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5506873366916244978" /></a><br />let me tell you, today i could nae be more mizerabul. suddenly i feel like an only child just sitting around while my mum and dad eat mcdonalds and i eat the mankiest sandwich next to our old fish - so old that its scales have grown OVER ITS EYES and blinded it (vom vom vom). and i was less pleased that someone deleted perhaps the most drama filled episode of the house wives of new jersey off the telly. <br /><br />i'm a real moaner at the minute so it might be time to change the name of my blog to 'your new frenemy.' i have been waiting impatiently for some cd's that i bought to arrive which include She & Him, Pixies and The Drums because did i tell you? the computer broke (including itunes). tomorrow i get my exam results too (blurgh). all at once i am developing a deadening of spirit, a numbing frustration and a sense of hopelessness! so my indepth analysis of why i hate titanic will have to wait till tomorrow - or i might die of grumpiness!!!florence_felsteadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03813928841875407149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930245190184180955.post-63633220435345446202010-08-11T14:08:00.000-07:002010-08-18T15:14:16.315-07:00if you don't know me by now! (you will never ever ever know me... oooooh)<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzCib6q1InwtIq_nqX3QMZgSroJJY-0B-2hOHiOmKvsMa2GIgJA_3PxDNMWIihOqDdLFEKdfiRacQQqar1_kwH8dO-SPykz_ebjOLHbaDpfyXYjZ6g1nTsEZJN1FC65gW31Wh2mkKPJ_A/s1600/Titanic.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 250px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzCib6q1InwtIq_nqX3QMZgSroJJY-0B-2hOHiOmKvsMa2GIgJA_3PxDNMWIihOqDdLFEKdfiRacQQqar1_kwH8dO-SPykz_ebjOLHbaDpfyXYjZ6g1nTsEZJN1FC65gW31Wh2mkKPJ_A/s400/Titanic.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5504275760680568258" /></a><br />it has been about 365.25 days since the 'disaster.' so after watching 'good hair' today it is still probably too soon to be thinking about getting a $1000 weave! ouch! the lord above only knows how badly i want an Aslan-like mane. buttttt also... there are afew things getting on my nerves at the minute:<br /><br />1. titanic (the most annoying thing EVER, and the first film i can think of that i actually HATE) 2. getting told off for eating cheese 3. the hundreds of england flags put up in our house 4. the most ugliest pike scuplture that i wake up to every morning 5. when people put their shoes on top of mine on the shoe rack 6. my little sister's friend comes to the house on my only 'goth day' in the week 7. pre-university talk 8. i have started to air drum AND guitar (AND on the bus) 9. when you get rejected and then to hide the pain your facebook activity goes through the roof! (i hate facebook! amen)<br /><br />that's just afew things that immediately come to mind. however, there are afew things that i've learned to like and love since 365.25 days ago:<br /><br />1. mayonaise 2. water! 3. CDs 4. pretending to be a bad cop 5. grease (the movie)! 6. can't think of anymore right now (g2g)florence_felsteadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03813928841875407149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-930245190184180955.post-55129699898789879802010-07-28T11:23:00.000-07:002010-07-28T11:52:09.065-07:00103 damnations!guesssss what. my blog now has over 100 views! wee hee! Keep watching this space for these exciting essays/features to come:<br /><br />- Place Space: Florence Special Edition (seeing as you and I are friends now)<br />- the HYPOchondriac: 101 impossible hallucinations of a diabetic<br />- and an early christmas excitement thing (a countdown to christmas featuring an online catalogue of my christmas list and much much much much more for all you exclusive christmas junkies)<br /><br />!!!!florence_felsteadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03813928841875407149noreply@blogger.com0