so you might have heard: you have have aquired some knowledge about me - you might have been stalking me a bit TOO much now to know that i'm going as katylicious perry for hallow's eve this year. i can confirm that the gossip is correct!!!!
but onto the serious stuff...
do you look/would like to look like this for a night? do you have hair taller than a chimney pot and a talent in offending others? are you a cockney geeza? can you dance like a spindley legged snake and take every oppertunity to get nakers for some dumb protest?
If you answered "YESSSSS!!!" to any of the above (or to none, no one will know) then you should come as my hot rasputic date to the biggest party of the year!!! woohoo!